Oh, God. If Cam comes out here with boobs, I'm leaving.

You can't show your boobs to everybody.

你不能把自己的胸部给每个人看。

But activist groups like Femen have made exposed boobs a gimmick to gain press attention.

不过，一些激进组织如费曼组织就把赤裸的胸部当成了吸引媒体的花招。

I am not going to measure my boobs.

我才不要量我的胸围。

This golden boy's gotta go wash ink off his boobs.

宝贝儿子得先去把胸口的墨汁洗掉。

No. Let me give you a little hint. Ba-boobs!

不不不给你们点提示波波波波大

They used my going out lipstick to draw boobs.

他们又用我的唇膏。

I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for you.

我想我要为你把胸部变得更大些。

that maybe my brains could be more important than my boobs.

我的头脑比胸部更加重要。

The poop problem has become unmanageable and this could be the answer.

鸟粪问题已经无法控制，这种药将能解决此问题。

I'm really pooped. Let's just stay in.

我真累毙了。我们待在家吧。

Sometimes dog poop seems like dog food.

有时，狗粪好像狗食。

If your dog food lacks key nutrients, he might eat poop.

如果您的狗食物营养素缺乏的关键，他可能吃船尾。

Your dog might see others dogs eating poop.

您可能会看到别人的狗吃狗的船尾。

So you actually want warm poop to fall from the sky?

那么你们真心希望天上降下热腾腾的便便

We're just gonna get the poop out your hair.

我们会把你头发上的屎洗掉。

Some dogs will simply eat poop to pass the time.

有些狗只会吃船尾，以打发时间。

You should poop at least once per day under normal circumstances.

正常情况下，你每天至少应该大便一次。

Interestingly, in most mammals, the contractions14 of intestinal muscles occur in all directions, but in wombats, the grooved15 tissue and irregular contractions shape the poop differently.

有趣的是，大多数哺乳动物的肠道肌肉都是向各个方向收缩，但是袋熊带纹路的肠道肌肉组织和不规则的收缩方式却将便便塑造成了不同的形状。

Now that the mystery of how bare-nosed wombats produce cubical poop seems to have been solved, that only leaves the 'why'.

毛鼻袋熊拉出方形便便的谜题既然已经解开，现在只剩下一个问题：为什么袋熊要拉方形便便？

One states that because wombats pick up their poop and stack it as a way of communicating between them, the cubicle16 shape helps them build higher poop towers.

其中一种理论指出，因为袋熊会捡拾自己的便便堆起来，以这种方式来和同类交流，立方体形状有助于它们将便便堆成“高塔”。